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A card game where the winner is decided by who can cough up the most money to go to a comic book store and buy the grossly overpowered older cards. The #3 cause of prolonged virginity in 20+ year-old males, only behind Everquest and Dungeons and Dragons.
I play Magic. I also cry when I masterbate.
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The 1936 equivilant of The Cheat.
A lively fellow who is really quite unique. Small, smart and yellow with a rodent-like phisique. Doesn't play the cello and never gets to speak. Strong Bad's Leporello.
A dapper swindler out of Tammany hall who got what's for from Boss Tweed. Once did the holly-golly on the Panama Canal. A jaunty jacknapes with moxie and pizazz. Drinks bootleg hooch and listens to the jazz. Captures all the clever girls affections and made off with my Fluffy Puff confections.
He's dasterdly, loves catastrophy, his schemes are masterly, takes tea at half past three. Dropped the Homestar Runner from his flying machine and put a bengal tiger in the Kaizer's latrine.
The sneak, I showed him what's for!
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The Cobba who introduces the word Cobba to his closest cobbas
And most important the Cobba Himself will be there
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