Johnny Weir Cocktail

A drink made by macerating a Xanax into a blush spritzer. Must be imbibed while wearing nothing but a full length mink coat, a crown of roses, and hot pink nipple tassels.

"Bartender, give me a Johnny Weir cocktail. I have had the kind of day that an Old Fashioned cannot fix."

"You look like you could use a giant glass of Johnny Weir."

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Walmart Knees

When an infant has dirty knees from crawling on the floor.

"You need to mop your floor because Little Sally is getting Walmart knees."

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