gyfto

Get Your Fucking Tits Out! Comes from a obscene flash animation.

So this chick comes into the bar, and I says "GYFTO BITCH!!!"

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ronf

Roll on Newbie Faggot. Not sure on origin.

<newbie1> How do I save an image?
<someguy>RONF

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Harry Potter

A very dull series of books written by J K Rowling. Mostly plaigarised, stealing ideas from various sources such as Lord of the Rings and Bedknobs and Broomsticks, of all places. Follows the fate of Harry Potter and his journey through Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The kind of books to read when you're on a plane and have nothing better to do besides gnawing off your own arm. And for all the Americans, it's Harry Potter and the PHILOSOPHER'S Stone.

Me : "I really wanted to like Harry Potter, but I got distracted every other line trying to remember where that idea was stolen from."

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Smedge

smegma, that shit that builds up under your dick head that looks like cheese,Dick cheese

damn i havent showered in days my smedge is building up

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Willow

The most intelligent, funniest, best looking and modest guy in the world

Willow is a fucking champion

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kippers

King of the ocean, written about in timeless classics such as "The Kipper and the knife"

We've ran out of gruel, its time to microwave those kippers.

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call me

1) When a person is attracted to another person but does not want to seem too eager, and so makes the other person ring them. Ironically, this request does exactly what they don't want it to do.

2) What teeny-boppers say to Justin Timberlake at a concert whilst throwing a post-it with their phone number to him in the vain and naive hope that they have a chance in hell.

3) This is usually said by a girl. Said girl then sits by phone all day complaining that (s)he hasn't called. Problem is, they didn't specify a time to call.

4) Said at a rushed moment whereby the reasoning behind such a request is not divulged, and usually ends with a frantic handwave from the speaker (and occasionally a dumb grin whilst walking backwards)

5) Used in business/school, not always with words, but with the universal two-fingered phone sign by the ear. Can also be accompanied with miming of "call me" as if that helps when you're on the other side of the room.

1) *nervous laugh whilst trying to seem cool* Call me?

2) *screaming* ohmigod! justin timberlake! you're s fit, call meeee!

3) "Call me!" (at home) "Why hasn't he called me?"

4) *big wide eyes* call me!!!!

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