a: drive

~1. The drive where you usually put floppy 3.5's in.
~2. The place where computer guys get their wang stuck in.
~3. The last place you want to put your wang in.

"Uh.. AT&T?" "Yes." "How do I remove a Penis from the Floppy Drive?", "Sir, we don't service hardware"

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CCIE

Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert (CCIE™) program sets the professional benchmark for internetworking expertise. Candidates select and prepare for one of the CCIE certification tracks. Then they must pass a qualification exam as well as a hands-on lab exam.

"Holy crap, that dude's CCIE certified. I must pay him lots of money just for being in the same room as me."

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Photograph

A photograph is a positive image. It is printed on photosensitive paper, most of the time used to capture the good times in your life.

"Kodak Moment yo"

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Wispy

Lauren's word for:
- Justin has a wimpy cough, Lauren has a "Wispy" cough.
-Long, extended amounts of time...

Nolan comes out of the bathroom after about five minutes, he took a "wispy" pee.

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Coloring Book

The object that was created for use with the "CRAYON". Only this book is powerful enough to be used with a crayon. Made with paper, and sometimes has pictures in it.

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Aerosol

A word for the dangerous gasses in a pressurized can. The o-zone fears this. In most cases aerosol gasses can funk you up.

Dude, the whipped cream is making me funked up "b", dude your spraying the shiz in your face the wrong way, turn the can upside down.

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Respirator

A device used to filter air so you can breath good air. Used mostly while in areas with aerosol, pesticides, poisons.. ect..

Ah, I got me a new respirator for some schlaggin yo!

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