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Creepy ass stuffed or plastic worms, that glow, that eat moon drops. People obcess over them. It's creepy as hell, because they have a rod rammed up their 'ass'.
"Goddamnit Sylvie, your buying more glow worms?"
"Yes."
"Goddamnit.
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1) Warm beer
2) When one person urinates in another persons butt and, well, you know...
"Dude, this is asspiss."
"Yeah, I'll be making some of that tonight."
"God your sick."
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"If you mix up length and breadth, a penis would be 6 inches wide and only an inch long"
"That ships breadth does not allow it to enter the channel, but I'd say it's length is pretty damn long for such a wide ship"
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A pile of human waste (usually poop) in a rather large pile on the ground.
"Goddamn, I stepped in that shitmud back there and now it won't come off my boot."
"That sucks, I stepped in shitmud last week and nearly puked."
A) A hefty rock shot out of the pipes
B) The toilet pistol hardpoint ammo
C) The Log-Breaking Arial Torpedo
D) A crystalline structure that seems to grow in your bladder and is either passed through the penis OR blasted with ultrasound to prevent massive pain
"Yeah man, I just shot a torpedo out my toilet pistol last night the size of my fist."
"Man, how did you survive that?"
"I no longer have a penis."
Or
*groan*
(sound of a man who has just dropped a hefty rock out of the pipeline)
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An object used to release a lock, commonly in groups. Suspected to be sentient life due to continued loss thereof on random (and often important) occasions.
"Damn, I lost my keys again."
"Did you check your pants?"
"Fucking keys."
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