gift

The period or better the curse. You cannot see, but for sure you can feel the inverted commas on it.
Most appropriately, a "gift" from Mother Nature: for girls, a confirmation of her sick sense of humour.

I got my gift when I was shopping, great.

ahhhhh take it away .... pokes gift .... its not going away is it?.... :( why mother nature why !!!!

my gift finally arrived but on the worst day. cheers.

ive just ad my gift thanks not one of my fav pressies!!! lol

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Gifted

Getting your period. Being "gifted" doesn't take any great talent though. You become gifted when that bitch Mother Nature drops a period on you.

Sorry sugarpie, no sweet stuff tonight: I'm gifted.

Beware i'm gifted, i can legally kill someone

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monthly gift

Period, menstruation, that time-of-the-month, having the painters in, call it what you will it still sucks.

Go swimming!!! Boy, you crazy, I've got my monthly gift at the moment..

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