goodwill dick

a.k.a. 501(c)3 dick/ass/head : a sexual favor you give to ugly mofos as a "charitable contribution", sometimes out of pity or under duress.

I am sorry, bro. You are not that cute. I have given all the goodwill dick I am allowed to give out for this year. Come back after Dec. 31st.

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