rumblebuffin

random giant from Narnia(the lion the witch and the wardrobe) when i first heard his name my class got so addicted to it they are still mad at it so hard that they will kill me if i disgrace him lol

Kevin: hey what should we name our kid?
Maria: i think i know i know a name!
Kevin: What?!
Maria: RUMBLEBUFFIN!!
*boom*
And that was Maria's last words

Jordans

The beauty of shoes that just look so good that everyone just buys. Also makes people extremely addicted and make something call sneakerheads!

Greg: Hey bro, check out these new Jordans i just got!
Sam: DAMN bro they on fire!
Greg: I KNOW RIGHT?
Sam: Ima go get some be right back
Greg: Okie Dokie make it quick
*10 years later*
Narrator: Sam becomes a sneakerhead and buys every single Jordan out there after Greg's one were sold out

Harry Maguire

the true example of a g.o.a.t. in soccer he is truly the king and his defense is so terrifying even a wall cant be better

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Bob: hey! have you seen the man united game?
Fred: No, what happened?
Bob: Harry Maguire(best player of all time) preformed so good he got sent off!
Fred: No way!
Bob: he also made an own goal!!
That's so insane!

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