Jemmolo

Two words; deserved better. Jemmolo is a friendship, that had the potential to turn into something more, but never did. This might have been a good thing, but after people started to ship them, the friendship was gone. Everyone is waiting for a Jemmolo FRIENDSHIP reunion.

"Is Jemmolo a thing?"
"No, they are just great friends."

Larpa

A mistake.

“Ew. Larpa was a horrible couple.”

Hot strawberry

A childish name for a hickey on a place other than the neck.

“yo Beth, Jason gave me a hot strawberry the other day.”
“Really? Where?”
“That’s for us to know”

Oh ok, call me later.

A phrase used when trying to say: ARE YOU DUMB? ITS CLEAR THAT I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING. I WILL DROP EVRYTHING IM DOING TO CALL YOU, EVEN THOUGH YOU CANT SAY THE SAME FOR ME. CALL ME BACK.

Girl: want to ft?
Guy: can’t rn
Girl: oh ok, call me later.

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Marpa

One of the biggest jokes there is. Marpa is a horrible ship that was and is never going to happen.

"Marpa isn't actually a thing, right?"
"Hell no."

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Nava

Yeah, your mental if you ever thought that this ship was ever going to actually become a thing. It was all one big joke and it’s NEVER EVER going to happen. NO ONE SHIPS. It would be a horrible couple. Just because they are both short, doesn’t mean it’s going to work.

“Nava was such a huge joke. It was a mistake.”

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jarpa

A ship name for two amazing people, who belong together. Jarpa is endgame! No matter what happens, they will always find their way back to each other.

"Did you see Jarpa at the mall yesterday?"
"Yeah, they are so cute! Aren't they perfect for each other!!