low tide

n. regarding pooping, a payload so large that a portion of it extends above the surface of the toilet water. similar in concept to hidden rocks in a ocean bay which, at low tide, protrude for all to see. see also break water.

"man, don't go in there for a while."
"dropped a mean one, huh?"
"yeah. low tide, dude."

26👍 20👎

break water

v. regarding pooping, a payload so large that a portion of the deposit is protruding from the surface of the toilet water. see also low tide.

bachelor: "man, i just took the biggest dump. it was awesome."
roommate: "cool. did you break water?"

11👍 9👎