Mofone

A really, really, shitty phone.

Work you stupid motherfucking Mofone!

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Batty

1. A person's rear/backside/bum/ass/arse
2. A homosexual/gay person (usually male)

1. Relax ya batty!
2. Your father is a batty

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Simple Plan

Simple Plan need a simple plan to save themselves. All my friends are like "Oh my god! I live for Simple Plan and now that that's out i must be a to total punk!" Excuse me but if you want to hear real punk then listen to the sex pistols, ramones, rancid, frenzal rhomb, the meanies, placebo, manic street preachers and primus and YOU WILL FIND THE MEANING OF PUNK MUSIC!!!

FUCK I HATE FUCKING SIMPLE FUCKING PLAn

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The Harvey

The best school on the entire planet. Fuck Pent Valley, fuck Brock Hill, the shit is happening right here.

The Harvey rocks. Period.

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fjortis

A young, danish girl, preferably under the age of consent, however photographed in a compromising and risqé position.

I like masturbating over fjortisar!

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Killa Cam

Cam'ron (Cameron Giles)

I'm still the man, word to Killa Cam

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I don't roll like that

I am not a homosexual. I love women, not men

Hold on my dude, I don't roll like that.

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