derrick mortel

Derrick (meaning manly and cooool) Mortel (meaning God like, Unbelievable power)

you're totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

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Derrick Mortel

Derrick (meaning Awesome and cooool) Mortel (meaning God like, Unbelievable power)

maaan thats totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

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character

an interesting eccentric person

Oh, Tom, you're such a character.

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ein matheson

a washy pathetic individual. A school washout.

ein attempted suicide

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Sadist

Retarded-Ogre-Faggots named Tim that like inflicting pain because they think they're tough. They also hit on girls and attack potheads. OR People you're supposed to hate.

"Tim, you fucking faggot, you're a sadist, i hope when you're trying to jump off a car on the freeway you die. Fucking idiot."

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Durv

An individual which has no common sense, is relatively stupid and says random things like "salmonella doesn't come from eggs" and other like-for-like quotes along the same lines. Can usually be found with blonde hair and going by names such as "Kay," "pea head," "Tay-tay," "Noris" "Fred" and other names alike. Tend to wear tracksuits and generally dress like "chavs".

"You're a right durv" "Look at that blonde haired girl, she looks a right durv"

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ribbon

1) An award given to someone for merely participating, even if them and competition are concepts that shouldn't exist in the same realm.
2) A nickname for someone that ranks well below a bronze medal in terms of coolness.

Get me a damn soda, ribbon.

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