Elmax

Such an adorable ship from Stranger Things. of Eleven Hopper and Max Mayfield. Vol2 rlly broke us.

'bro do u ship mileven?'
'NAH DUDE I SHIP ELMAX 100%!!'
'good.'

Tampon

Minion tampons... IS THIS A JOKE? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING MINION TAMPONS? BECAUSE YEAH YOU‘RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD YOU‘RE BLEEDING AGAINST YOUR WILL, SO WHY NOT SHOVE A FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? I MEAN WHAT'S NEXT? MINION DILDOS? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SHOVE A MINION INTO THEIR VAGINA? I SWEAR TO GOD THIS BETTER BE A FUCKING JOKE.

'do you want a tampon? we have regular and minion.
'IS THIS A JOKE? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING MINION TAMPONS? BECAUSE YEAH YOU‘RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD YOU‘RE BLEEDING AGAINST YOUR WILL, SO WHY NOT SHOVE A FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? I MEAN WHAT'S NEXT? MINION DILDOS? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SHOVE A MINION INTO THEIR VAGINA? I SWEAR TO GOD THIS BETTER BE A FUCKING JOKE.'

Ella

A girl who doesn't really love me. Guilt tripping and rude.

Ella is so annoying. i hate her

Croissant

It means queer, because I misspelled croissant as queer once. So it means queer now.

'yo are u a croissant?'
'HELL YEAH im a croissant!'

Quotev

A site that used to be for fanfictions but is now used by queer mentally ill teenagers.

'bro are you on quotev?'
'yes im on there and so queer!'

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