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When you are drinking around a Bon fire, out of no where your spouse says âI really want to scissor tonightâ. Then some random hot girl you didnât even realize was there drinking with you says âIâm in.â This is found to be a typical greeting in Oscoda Michigan.
We went camping last weekend and sure enough my wife ended up greeting the neighbors with an Oscoda handshake. It was a pleasurable introduction.
The removal of female facial skin due to vigerous kissing with a guy with a lot of stubble. Seen by some as a badge of honor, courage, and committment.
After hours of mackin' on that dude at the movies, Berin got herself a little case of stubble burn.
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Spooning where the back person is grossly overweight and the front person is not.
Hey Jennie, what's up with Margie ladling Steve at the company retreat? She was totally giving him the four on the floor reacharound.
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Spooning for fat people.
Becky, did you see those sweaty hogs ladling on that bed at Sleep Country USA? Gross!
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A dance/aerobic move used to display pleasure with one's self, to distract others, or to recover from a fall or stumble. Move is composed of the right leg being thrust back while the left leg is bent at the knee (similar to Warrior One Pose in Yoga). The arms are elevated at a 45 degree angle with fingers pointing straight (like how Superman flies.) Upon completion of this move, the mover yells out "Superstar!"
Comes from Molly Shannon skit on Saturday Night Live where she plays the neurotic Catholic schoolgirl Mary Katherine Gallagher.
After tripping on the carpet, Jym recovered with a great Superstar! move.
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The piece in an Asian chess set that is also called a Castle.
My look took you prawn. I win!
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