linda is a badass bith! youâll want her as your best friend or girl friend but sheâll already have more than enough. you love her, whether as a friend or a partner. you want to spend more time with her but sheâs always out partying with god knows who. no matter who youâre talking about, linda knows who youâre talking about, she literally knows everyone! sheâs incredibly funny but can also say some weird shit. everybody loves her and wants to be friends with her. sheâll need a few days to text you back because sheâs probably out there taking every drug she sees lmaoo.. or maybe sheâs driving on her boyfriends motorcycle? dann! with a linda you never know. more on the serious note, linda i wish you werenât that addicted to drugs, stop partying every weekend with your friends and start to look out for yourself. i heard sheâs also really great in bed and pretty freaky. when youâre with linda your day lightens up, itâll never get boring and she always has dumb ideas to get in trouble for. you can trust her with your life. pray for her to like you or youâll have a lot of people not liking you plus a linda thatâll beat yo ass!
linda is a great person youâll really want as a friend or girlfriend
guy 1: you coming to that party?
guy 2: will linda be there?
guy 1: of course! she never misses a party
guy 2: count me in dude itâll be so fun
guy 3: i have a crush on her
guy 1 & 2: everyone has!
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