A man engaging in vigorous sexual congress with a woman who posesses a unkempt bush can be said to be 'feeding the rat'
A man joins assorted friends for breakfast following a heavy night out:
Man: "Goodness, you should have seen the size of the badger on the bird i pulled last night, I almost lost my kebab"
Mate #1: "Did you feed the rat?"
Man: "Yeah, I managed to throw a flacid semi up her"
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From titanic: a shit that is so large it poses a danger to shipping
man 1: You're walking funny
man 2: I've just sunk the shitanic, I'm not sure my ring will recover
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A verb used to describe persuing wenches in one's local hostelry
My hobbies include fishing, topiary, 1960s French cinema and wenching
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Bastardised version of cashback. Used to describe the taking out of cash in order to go out and chase gash
Gentleman: Two cartons of um bongo and a packet of skittles please shopkeeper
Shopkeeper: Certainly sir, any gashback?
Gentleman: ΓΒ£20 please, I fancy a spot of wenching tonight and need some funds
Shopkeeper: Very good sir
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A derogatory term for a person with a birthmark or large mole on their ear that resembles a smear of shit
"Excuse me, have you fallen over in some poo a got it on your ear?"
"No, it's known technically as shit ear and I would thank you not to mention it"
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A term used to describe the state of a bedroom/aeroplane toilet following a particularly productive shagging session. A condom graveyard is noted for the following atmospheric conditions:
1. It stinks of cum
2. There's johnnies eveywhere
My parents were coming round on Sunday so I had to open the windows in my flat and clear up the condom graveyard.
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A sarcastic expression used to express just how unimpressed you are following a particularly boring or clichΓΒ©d anecdote from a friend
Student #1: Last night I got so drunk I passed out in a toilet/lost my tousers/vomited in my own shoe
Student #2: Big wow
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