Is the Pope Polish?

A phrase that used to mean 'absolutely yes' when Pope John Paul II was the pope, but now it means 'no'. It's a substitute for your true answer. Instead of saying no outright, you lead the person to your answer by saying 'is the pope Polish'? And of course, the answer is 'no', thus implying that 'no' is the answer to the question they asked you before.

Bronislaw: Are you going to make pierogi tonight for dinner?
Oles: Is the Pope Polish?

*as the Pope isn't currently Polish, Bronislaw knows that Oles means 'no, I will not make pierogi tonight for dinner'*

wack

an adjective used to describe something that is weird, unbelievable, out of the ordinary

"His hair? WACK. His shoes? WACK. The way he doesn't even like to smile? WACK."

Scup scup

A loud exclamation used to express your deep love for a furry friend/pet and/or a desire to pet them.

Me, upon seeing a cute dog whom I want to pet: "Scup scup!"

yeah no

a Midwestern phrase that means "no" as opposed to the phrase "no yeah" which is a Midwestern phrase meaning "yes"

Yeah no, I'm not coming on Saturday night.

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no yeah absolutely

An even stronger version of the Midwestern phrase "no yeah",

No yeah absolutely, I'll be there Saturday even if I have to do the evening chores.

no yeah

A Midwestern phrase that means "yes" as opposed to the Midwestern phrase "yeah no" which means "no"

No yeah, I'll definitely be there on Saturday night.

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piss your khakis

A term referring to when someone (usually a white person) is getting heated over a simple problem that isn't as big of a deal as they're making it out to be. Can be used regardless of if the person is wearing khakis or not.

"Ay, bro, don't piss your khakis, I'll pick up some rash cream later."