Pekka Kokko

Pekka Kokko is the lead vocals and guitar of the band Kalmah. Kalmah is known across the word by millions of people, they tour everywhere from Canada to Japan. Kalmah is their own genre: Melodic Death Metal, listen to their music you`ll know what I mean. Seach them on imeem or youtube. their website is Kalmah . com

Dude #1: Hey man, wasnt the Kalmah concert awesome!?
Man #2: Yeah that Pekka Kokko can really scream!

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knuckle touch of peace

when shaking hands in church, instead of doin thepeace wave or the bullshit handshake or the peace sign. Do this: knuckle touch the person you`re trading peace with and blow up the fist and spray peace on the four or more people standing around you. doing this saves your hands from getting germs from the old people in church.

After I watched to many people bullshit handshake each other, peace wave each other, and peace sign each other, I made up the knuckle touch of peace and tried it out on the lady in front of me.

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T___T

txt for angry glare and straight face

-your ugly

--T___T

-my eyes!!

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pillowbite

In any first-person shooter where someone tries to melee attack but misses.

Pillowbite, Pillowbiter, Pillowbiting

Its really funny to watch people pillowbite with commando on as a perk.
knifing pillowbite- MW2, Black Ops
gun hit pillowbite- Halo 3
punch pillowbite- MW1 (DS version)

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:T

A smiley for either "i`m chewing" or "Hmmmm"

1.
~wanna go out?
~:T

2.
~hey wassup?
~ :T jbec

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floppy disc

a floppy vagina with a lot of skin; the crappy kind

guy: Shit man! My girlfriend has a fucking floppy disc!!
man: hahahahah! sucks fo you!

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yank out

like pull out but faster

To yank out means giving her no time to react until jizzing on her face

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