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If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"
Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!
14π 19π
Cover your fist in Tabasco Sauce(TM) and shove it up a girls ass. Similar to lighting your ass on fire.
Hey babe, lets progress this relationship. Time for a flaming fist.
15π 7π
Similar to poontang but fat. If you wanna get some pontoone it means you want some fat pussy.
Derived from pontoone boats etc.
Big billy, Lets go to the trailer park and get us some good o'l pontoone.
1π 6π
When little clumps of shit get caught in your ass hair, and they WILL NOT come out.
Goddamn Will Knots, dunno what to do about them.
60π 41π
A system by which, a penis is delivered by a penis donor, to a thankful recipient. Accomplished by rapid torso movements and random acts of spearing and spooning. Finalized by a tremendous explosion of vitamin D.
The penis delivery system has been a widely accepted form of reproduction for hundreds of thousands of years.
24π 12π
The action of kicking a fat old lady in the fat hanging fat uteris. Part of the fun of gunt punting, is watching the fat old fat lady jiggle and fall.
Go and gunt punt your grandma's grandma
24π 22π