Pedolicious

A super hot underage girl.

The mall was full of pedolicious young tarts

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Great Falls

1. The single weirdest place to live on Earth, or at least in Fairfax County. 2. the place with the most trees on Earth. 3. A town full of nothing but nouveau-riche snobs and yuppies who constantly bitch about everything and ruin my life by making sure nothing cool EVER happens in Great Falls.

Person 1: I hate living in Great Falls
Person 2: As do I

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mindless self indulgence

a band from NYC whos members constantly yell in the faces of old people and stomp on babies.

Mindless Self Indulgence is so cool, they would fuck your mom.

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Riding The H Train

having a heroin addiction, using Heroin

I can't donate blood, I'm Riding The H Train. I also have AIDS, but thats beside the point.

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ranostal

to perform sexual intercourse in one's ear

tim and mary had a ranostal session

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Pirtate

a cross between a Pirate and a Manatee. Has only TWO ARMS! NOT THREE, SAM!

Occured when Captain Jack Sparrow tried to sail home after a night of drunken revelry; after taking a wrong turn at the Island of Bardados, he ran aground on a sandbar off the Floridian Keys. He was thrown overboard by the force of the impact, and soon enough, he spied a female manatee. Mistaking her for a mer-maid of some sort, he...well...I think you get the idea.

From that beautiful union, the first Pirtate was born.

However, It would not be the last. The goode captain married the manatee, whom was named Debra, and they sailed the ocean blue, plundering all the seaweed in the Sargasso Sea!

I was scuba diving in Florida, and I witnessed a Pirtate giving birth!

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taylar

taylar's are the kind of girl's who every girl should be jealous of. they are very smart and has a determined attitude. she is humble and strong but very down to earth and not self centered. she has grey/blue eyes and and wears glasses. she has soft brown hair. her smile will brighten anyone's day and her laugh is highly contagious. she is very welcoming and always strives to make others happy. she makes the most amazing girlfriend a guy could ever have. she has a very professional outward appearance but has a hidden naughty side.

1. I just stayed up till 4 in the morning talking to taylar

2. I do so much for my girlfriend taylar because she has done so much for me and she deserves it.

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