Your face

The Chuck Norris of comebacks. Nothing can defeat it.

Person 1: Yo mamma.

Person 2: Your face.

Person 1: Damn it all.

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IRL troll

Someone who trolls offline.

IRL troll: You know, I really think Hitler had it right.

Person: ....

IRL troll: No, really. I mean, those Jews had it coming. Stickin' their abnormally large noses into things they shouldn't have.

Person: ...
(Removed due to obscenities.)

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