bonesaw

an exclamation, suitable for almost any occasion.

-She totally just burned you, man...
-Bonesaw!

This new ice cream flavor totally rocks my socks! Bonesaw!

I can still wear these pants for another week. Bonesaw.

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heck of a job

A complete and total screw-up. From President George W. Bush's infamous comment to FEMA chief Michael D. Brown while the latter was botching the federal response to Hurricane Katrina: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

Ben Affleck, you're doing a heck of a job on "Gigli".

Varus, you're doing a heck of a job with those Legions.

The captain of the Titanic was off duty when the ocean-liner struck the iceberg. That would mean that whoever decided to push the ship into it's fastest speed even though it was at an ultimately disastrous angle did a heck of a job. Cpt. Edward John Smith went down with his ship.

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pudding flight

When a man with loose stool utilises the momentum of a sex swing to lob watery fecal matter into the mouth of his beloved directly from his anus from great distances.

I always thought Jerry was really vanilla but it turns out he's into pudding flights.

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