my friends put it there

The most common excuse men use when their girlfriends/spouses discover their porn.

GF: I found a porn app on your phone, wtf!
BF: My friends put it there as a joke, I swear! I don't know how to delete it!

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It's going

The reply you make to 'How's it going?' when you have no interest in having a conversation, or are having a day so shitty you can't even bring yourself to lie and say 'It's going good'.

Customer: "How's it going?"
Cashier: "It's going."

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