masturbating

What you're doing when using urban dictionary.

I'm masturbating.

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Idiot

The person who is looking at this definition.

You are an idiot.

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Melcome

able to date 5 girls during the same time

Person 1: poor me... I can't get a girlfriend.
Person 2: you should learn from Melcome then.

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Christine

late for over 10 minutes every time

Person 1: The teacher has been late for 10 minutes already!
Person 2: When does Christine start teaching us?

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Joshua

A guy with high sexual desire.

Pornhub doesn't satisfy Joshua.

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Oliver

A guy who has a crush on a girl for ages and everyone including the girl knows, but never admits it.

Person 1: My roomate loved the girl Sally for 6 years already, but he never dares to admit.
Person 2: Now Sally is leaving the city and he won't have chance anymore. He's really an Oliver.

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Oliver

Oliver is a guy who loves Sally for ages, and never changes his mind. Many people praise him that he only loves one person in his life.

A: Did you break up with your boyfriend?
B:Yeah, he is now dating another girl... I wish he were an Oliver.

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