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When beautiful celebrities such as Kris Allen, Jon Knight, and Kristen Stewart get together for a sexy explosion.
A: Would you have a threesome with Jon Knight and Kristen Stewart?
B: Yea, that'd be the jizz!!
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A girl you danced with at the club who is at least two feet taller than you.
A: How was the girl that you danced with?
B: Dude, the tree girl? I had a fun time grinding her knees.
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the act of choosing to be invisible to your online buddies.
A: Is joe talking to you online?
B: No, he's been ghost ridin' gchat for a while now.
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Any friend of yours who's pretending to be too busy to IM or Email during business hours.
Kaho's been acting like Sir Busy since he got his new job in LA.
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