interstate 80

The coolest interstate, in that it manages to link the great cities of New York, Chicago and San Francisco together. At over a couple thousand miles, it's also a long ass interstate, and manages to pass through a bunch of nothingness.

Pioneers used the Oregon Trail, we use Interstate 80.

the Stevenson

Interstate 55 in the Chicago area, as referred to in both official maps and by actual Chicagoans. Often notoriously clogged with traffic, even when the other expressways are clear.

"We've got a crash on the Stevenson that's blocking 2 out of 3 lanes"