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A rental apartment that a married man or just a man in his 30's rents just to "passout" at or to bang younger women at. Pass out pads usually have the bare essentials; including a bed and sometimes condoms. But, usually not!
The place is never clean; yet is never dirty. And it is always within walking distance of bars and clubs.
Women usually have to bring their own toilet paper if they want to spend the night there. If you don't, I suggest taking a few cocktail napkins from the bar before you leave.
If you get hungry in the morning, you can forget about breakfast. His fridge wont even be plugged in. So, just make your way to Starbucks and forget that this guy ever existed!
Guy at bar: Want to come see my pass out pad?
You; drunk at bar: Okay
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The theory that an island is not inherently different from another neighboring island.
The theory relies upon the spoken accounts of recent tourists. No matter which island the traveler visits, he will always encounter:
1) Aggresive touts selling t-shirts, conch shells, and other worthless crap.
2) Crazy taxi drivers.
3) Hot, humid weather.
4) Panhandling locals.
5) Bugs.
6) Shoddy accommodations and questionable cuisine.
Man 1: How was your island-hopping trip to the Caribbean?
Returning Traveler: Meh, same shit; different island.
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The term referring to the years 2010 - 2019. We had the 70's , 80's, 90's, ought's and now we have "The Second Decade"!
Happy New Year everyone! Welcome to the Second Decade!
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A psychological illness that usually affects poor people found in Hawaii and other islands.
Island Fever is the realization that you are stuck on which ever island you are living and not going anywhere.
Sure, you can take a plane to Asia, United States and Europe if you have the money to pay for it. Most beach bums do not have it so they are stuck on Oahu.
Sure you can take a plane to Maui, Lanai, etc... But getting the money (around $100 RT) is also a problem too. Besides, don't forget SSDI... Same Sh*t, Different Island.
People who live on mainlands have trouble understanding Island Fever because they can hop on a cheap bus or train and travel to many different countries. While people in Oahu are stuck on a rock the size of Chicago.
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During standard military formation, when the battalion marches past the Colors, the Battalion Commander and other dignitaries, the platoon leader orders his platoon "Eyes Right!"
This command is to order the platoon to look towards the the Colors and Battalion Commander as they march past.
Along with the Battalion Commander, several dignitaries may also be present with him. These dignitaries may include heads of state, congressmen and even the President.
Since many people are disappointed with Obama, including the Armed Forces, this "inside joke" has a strong foundation. The "inside joke" is to command "Eyes Left!" so that the platoon looks away from Obama instead of towards him.
This offense is punishable in a military court, so the order will never be heard nor followed. But in secrecy, in the military bases, in the bars outside of the bases, and at the homes of fellow men, "Eyes Left" means that you are upset with the way Obama is running the country.
Military Man 1: So what do you think about Obama?
Military Man 2: Eyes Left!
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What a woman in the sex industry refers to her vagina as. (Pornstar, escort, stripper, etc) Her vagina is her primary body part that she makes a living from. If her purse is damaged in anyway; her income severely suffers.
Boyfriend: Do you like it when I go deep?
Girlfriend: Yeah, but not too deep
Boyfriend: Why
Girlfriend: I have to work the streets this weekend and I don't want you to hurt my purse...
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When a remark about a black person is misconstrued as racism but really isn't.
Former president Jimmy Carter is being accused of non-racism because of his accusations of Representative Joe Wilson.
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