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The most overrated state in the U.S.
I wish I lived in Michigan.
People insult California because they hear the stereotypes and are secretly jealous. If they would just visit here they would see that it's just lame. No go make fun of Texas and stop wasting my time. California blows.
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Expression used to state dissatisfication with your current location.
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six-legged little creatures that are fun to torture and kill in creative ways (like decapitating them with an electric razor), and if you don't they will come in your house and steal your food and run you out.
My bathroom is full of the corpses of ants who tried to take my toothpaste.
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My choice of hairstyles.
I'm so sexy with my mullet.
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State where lots of people have mullets.
What? You don't believe me? This guy just moved here and commented on how much he likes my mullet because everyone in Louisiana has mullets.
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It's like a pentagram, but emo instead of evil.
How dare you emos (or whatever HIM is, I label any music I don't like as emo) discrace the symbol of the Great Satan.
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