southern water

Beer.

person 1: this gumbo is gonna taste like shit

person 2: boy you just need to add some SOUTHERN WATER to it and it'll taste fine

marf'd up

Describing someone who has the physical attributes of marfan's syndrome, including but not limited to disproportionately long fingers and having a long and very slender build.

Person 1: Yo why is Mark so skinny? Doesn't he eat like 5 meals a day?

Person 2: I heard it's because he's marf'd up.