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groaner

A joke that's so corny or stupid it makes one groan instead of laugh.

That one that ended "Look at that S-car go!" was a real groaner.

by cornholio October 13, 2003

104πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Silicone City

Newport Beach, California. See bolt-ons.

Just another surgical veteran from Silicone City.

by cornholio October 15, 2003

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


bordello

A brothel or whorehouse.

After I gave up drug-smuggling, I bought a bordello in Tangiers.

by cornholio October 12, 2003

125πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


faygele

Yiddish for a homosexual queerio; not politically correct.

The little decorator seemed like such a faygele as he flitted around the fabric store.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

101πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Icky

East Coast equivalent of yucky

Her navel lint was icky.

by cornholio October 15, 2003

156πŸ‘ 139πŸ‘Ž


limousine liberal

Wealthy person, who adopts the cause of the downtrodden and then goes back to real estate; carries a connotation of hypocrisy; see bobo, bicoastal, parlor pink.

The limousine liberals oppose vouchers but send their kids to private school.

by cornholio October 30, 2003

229πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


flag waver

1. A scoundrel who uses patriotism as his last refuge;
2. An exhibitionist who flashes his prong to the astonished onlookers; a weenie waver.

1. That flag waver was embezzling from the Defense Department while claiming to support the troops.
2. The little flag waver got 30 days after he was arrested outside the school.

by cornholio November 4, 2003

39πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž