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A request for a date similar to Netflix and Chill, but with more honesty about the intentions.
Girl: "Come over so we can Netfix and Chill"
Guy: Let's cut to the chase and Imax and climax.
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The phenomenon where people post and comment about a celebrity`s death years afterwards as if it just happened.
Facebook Poster: RIP Rue Mcclanahan. I loved you on the Golden Girls.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Facebook poster: sorry. Facebook second death syndrome strikes again.
A sex act performed by a woman with excellent twerk skills on a guy which lead to ejaculation. A lap dance leading to a happy ending.
I thought wanted to make love to my girlfriend, but I was completely sexually satisfied from the twerkjob I got from the thot at the strip club.
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The Friday which falls in between paychecks in which you are happy it's Friday, but stressed at the same time.
Employee 1: "Happy Friday all!"
Employee 2: "Yeah but it's Broke Friday. I need to get another cash advance to hold me over until next week"
The phenomenon where people Tweet and comment about a celebritys death years afterwards as if it just happened.
Tweet: RIP Rue Mcclanahan. I loved you on the Golden Girls.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Tweet: sorry. Twitter second death syndrome strikes again.
That nervous feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you are stopped in a long line of cars at a red light. When the light turns green you hope to God you make it through before if turns red again.
After waiting 5 minutes at a red light, my green light anxiety set in bad when cars did not move fast enough when the light finally turned green.