Monday Blues

When you go to work or to school really tired and upset because you stayed up really late to watch your favorite football team play and they lost. All comes equipped with a hangover and bad stomache.

John really had the monday blues after the Redskins beat his favorite team the Dallas Cowboys 35-7.

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uh cute

What you say to someone when they ask your opinion but you don't want to hurt there feelings especially if you care about them.

Suzy: Hey Joanna what do you think of my new hair cut?

Joanna: Its uh cute. *thinks* (did your head get stuck in a lawn mower?)

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thursday

Worst day of the week. Sort of mocking you that the weeks almost over but you still have some work to do. No pizza specials at all. You usually run out of clothes to wear to skool by thursday. You dont give a damn about how you look. Most people do not like Thursday.

Man I wish thursday could be over so we could have a kick-ass friday.

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anhhao

This term is generally an insult to those who play the popular online pictionary game, isketch. One would generally yell this at whoever won because they most likely cheated. See also noob

Any random asian person without the normal stereotype of wang chang wong to sound cool

A royal dictator known for his huge biceps and large penis.

A Myspace dropout

Jeez Amaznartist3 won again, what anhhao.

nerd 1: Yo I heard theres a counter strike tounry coming up.
nerd 2: Man we aint gonna win that place is a giant anhhao fest.

Whiny little kid: Dad can i get a tatoo
Dad: No
Whiny little kid: OMFG DAD YOU ARE SUCHA ANHHAO
Dad: heh. thanks :

Man I Haven't heard from John ever since he became anhhao.
Source: danibee, Maryland

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fat

A playful way to joke around with ones close friends who are eating most of your food. Not really meaning to say that they are overweight, but you just say that to make them sotp eating there food. Also used if you want people to give you there food.

Hey casey stop being fat and eating my food.

Hey person I don't know. You seem really fat, do you think you should be eating that fat covered, dipped in fat, smothered in animal fat, 50 grams of each Saturated, Mono unsaturated, Poly unsaturated fat, dripping with pure fat apple?

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gumby

A stage for the male penis in between a soft limpless penis and a rock hard one. It doesnt stick straight out and flops around like the t.v. character gumpy. Therefore it shall be gumby.

I am so glad that my boner went away during gym class, the only thing i had was a gumby which isn't too bad.

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chickbo

The one girl in a group of girls who is usually the ugliest and/or fattest. This is because of many reasons:
1. To make everyone else in the group look better
2. To make everyone else in the group feel better
3. They have been friends since they were kids
4. On the same sports team
The name came from chick beautiful (chickbeau) because I guess only the girls thought she was pretty.

LOL! Look at hilda's fat self with all those hot chicks. She's def. their chickbo.

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