hypokush

<noun>

A hypocritical stoner

They'll jump all over someone and tell them why weed is wrong. Then they'll go smoke it themselves.

I cant belive that guy at lazer quest told me my codename couldnt be "OG Kush," when hes out on his break smoking it. What a hypokush.

Koti

<noun>
Douchebag stoner

Any kid at school whos smokes weed, and tells everyone about it like its some kind of achievement.

Not only will he tell everyone about it, he'll smoke weed at lunch/break and show up to class stoned, then will tell everybody how he just hit the bong before World History class.

Its only a matter of time before he gets caught, by either the teacher; the preps, nerds, or even the other stoners snitch on him. (For being such a poser)

Koti: "Duuuuuuude im so high righhhhht nowwww."

James: "Haha dude, im telling on you."

Koti: "No! Pleas no! I cant get caught again!"

James: "Chill dude i was just kidding....but try and hold of on the bong hits before Bible class okay?"

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Plugged

<noun, verb, adjective>

It means whatever you want it to mean

For example:

Gay
straight
stupid
cool
awsome
sweet
killer
sick
freaking stupid
freaking awsome

can also be used in the text "thats plugged" "Plugg'n" "plug that" "Plugerific"

man one: Thats plugged man!

man two: Whats that mean?

man one: Anything dude, anything.

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Chapstick whore

Any person who is seen putting on chapsick ALL THE TIME. Like every 5 minutes at least.

If someone is a such a chapstick whore, if your lucky, you'll see them bite off a piece. If you ask them if they really just ate chapstick, they will deny everything.

Man 1: "See that guy over there?"

Man 2: "Yeah? What about him?"

Man 1: "Did he just eat Chapstick?!?"

Man 2 : "Ohhh... That guy. Yeah he's a chapstick whore."

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Fakebook friend

<noun>

One of those strange friends on facebook that your REALLY dont even know. You dont share any mutual friends or anything.

You might just add them becuase you just want that 1 more friend, or mabey becuase they have the same name as you.

The strange part is that they get extreamly offended when you delete them as a friend.

Bill: "Hey man! Whats your deal?!?"

John: "What?

Bill: "Why did you delete me as a friend?"

John: "Your just a fakebook friend dude."

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Bro

Bros are a social group among young adult males. There are 2 different types of bros.

1. Frat Bro's
(Short for Frat Brothers)
Usually ranges from ages 17-22
Frat Bros are a group of guys in a college frat club. (Like sorority sisters, but all guys.)
The Look of a generic Frat Brother is a sun vison worn frontwards, backwards, cocked to the side, or even upside-down. Their hair is usually blonde and could possibly have highlights. They Usually wear some sort of preppy, bright colored, collard shirt, (Exp. Hollister, areo, abercrombie ect.) with plaid or board shorts and flip flops.
Frat Bro's are usually seen partying, drinking, or spending daddy's money.

2. Bro's
(Ages usually range from 14-32+)
Bro's are a group of guys that like/practice extream sports such as: dirtbiking, BMX, or racing, ect.
The genaric look for a Bro is: Some kind of fitted hat worn backwards, or frontwards, with the brim bent upwards. Normally have a buzzed head. And wear a black tanktop or some kind of bro shirt. (Exp. Metal Mulisha, So Cal, FMF, SRH, 187 inc. ect.) And Sagging dickies or basketball shorts, long crew socks, and some sort of large skate shoe or small Vans slip-on shoe.
They usually have at least a few tattoos and/or Piercings. Bro's are usually seen partying, drinking, doing extream sports or activities, and driving high rise trucks with some sort of bro sticker on the back windows.

1. Did you see that "Frat Brother," party on campus last night?

2. My neighbors are "Bro's," and they always ride their dirtbikes and trucks up and down the street.

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MMA Douchebag

Any kid who "thinks," he's a badass, and can can kick anyones ass becuase he took 1 MMA class at his gym.

These kids threaten to fight someone, but will almost always backoff If the other person agrees to fight.

Or by mistake they threaten the wrong person, and end up getting thier ass kicked by a real badass.

MMA Douchebag: What are you looking at?

Real Badass: Nothing.

MMA Douchebag: Damn right nothing, Ill kick your ass.

Real Badass: If you even touche me, Im grabbing the crowbar out of the bed of my truck and beating your ass up and down the street.

MMA Douchebag: Hey!...I'm sorry man, I dont want any trouble.

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