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a request to figure out what it would be like to have sex with someone
Yo, if you're gonna jump, let me get a crack at that pussy first! Lemme find out.
46👍 59👎
a person who is very much into jazz music and the jazz scene
Joe just lectured me on buying John Coltrane's greatest hits, maintaining that his to really take in his music, I must embrace his entire discography. Boy is he a cocky fucking jazzhead.
31👍 3👎
the act of using a laptop while taking a crap
Vick: Oh my god! Brittany Murphy died!
Rick: How did you know that from the bathroom?
Vick: I'm craptopping.
a spell used to make the person at which it is directed forget the thing they experienced, often used after fucked up sex
Harry: I learned that little move from Ron
Hermione: What!?
Harry: Forgeticus!
59👍 3👎
a replacement for whatever the speaker would have said, but instead replaced with 'snooch'
I want to snooch you.
21👍 51👎
a large, high quality marijuana cigarette that may cause hallucinations
What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit.
18👍 1👎
a quick sexual encounter that takes place in a bathroom
Do you play music when you fuck? I mean, I know you have a lot of bathroom encounters and shit.