Shambabulous

–noun

Something which is initially thought to be unusual, special or clever but later turns out to be contrived, a fake.

Person one: Look at my latest phone / car it does x/y/z.
Person two: No way - that's just shambabulous - look - see - it's actually just cardboard.

humadruming

-verb

A noise made by breathing out through your nose whilst gently tapping the top of your mouth with your tongue.

Typically performed when bored.

Mate 1: Ah this is boring....hey what is that noise?!
Mate 2: <cough> sorry. I was just humadruming
Mate 1: Geeez I thought you were dying. My gran sounded like that when she Took The Top Escalator

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human been

Term used to describe a dead human being.

Archaeologist 1: What does it look like?
Gerontologist: A human been
Rheologist: Oh yeah. There's the stone it was carrying when it was crushed.
Ghost: Yep - he Took The Top Escalator

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Escalearlier

An escalator that gets you there sooner.

Friend 1: Quick let's take the escalator!
Friend 2: No. Take the escalearlier. We need to get there fast!
Friend 1: Good idea. If we we're not quick they'll think we took the top escalator.
Friend 2: What the hell is that noise?!
Friend 1: Sorry. I was just humadruming.

Applize

verb.

To convert an ordinary object in to a 'must have' object of desire, irrespective of price point or functionality. Whatever the object it must be white.

Often used in conjunction with the verb jobbed. This term is used by the people who used to sell objects before they were applized e.g. laptops, phones and so forth.

Bill: Look what do you think of my new laptop?
Ben: Dude. It's already been applized. Your market share is crumbling. You've been jobbed.
Bill: No way man. Check out his...
Ben: What is it?
Bill: A phone.
Ben: Why is the screen blue?
Bill: Damn!

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Took The Top Escalator

A phrase referring to the brief period between dying and being dead.

Based on the belief that you pass on to a heavenly state.

Mate 1: Gran...gran...?
Mate 2: Dude. She took the top escalator.
Mate 1: <cough> arrgh
Mate 2: Man what is that noise?!
Mate 1: sorry. I was just humadruming.
Mate 2: You're sick dude - how can you be bored?!

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Slaptop

noun

A car with no roof and a bald person driving it.

Woman 1: Hey look at that red corvette with that sad old bloke driving it.
Woman 2: Oh no - not another slaptop.

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