Silver Light

Putting a metal or metallic flashlight (or lighter) in to someones ass to perform anal sex. In which the "receiver's" nose lights up like Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer.

After Steve "silver lighted" Bill, he no longer needed a night light to find his way to the refrigerator. And Bill could also auto-light his own farts.

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Flash

Putting a sparkler up someone's ass before performing anal sex.

Gary burned his dick while flashing Tom.

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Java

Putting coffee beans up someone's ass before performing anal sex.

Tom was upset after being Java'd, as he typically prefers decaf.

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Sea Sharp

Buttering someone's ass with a dull knife and sea salt before performing anal sex.

Rod love to Sea Sharp before gargling with orange soda and pop rocks.

Visual Basic

Inserting a pair of low power reading glasses up someone's ass before performing anal sex.

After a long night of visual basic, Bill left in the morning. George then happily read Cannery Row after finding a pair of reading glasses under the sheets.

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