YAVCTD

acronym for YOU ARE VERY CLOSE TO DEATH used by hard-core gamers who like to PWN EACH OTHER LOL

Loser 1: Hey man isn't halo 2 like the coolest game ever (adjusts glasses).

Loser 2: OMG i no.

Loser 1: LOL YAVCTD.

Loser 2: LOL you are PWNING me.

Loser 1: LOL

Loser 2: LOL

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mo defs

short for "most definitely" (contrary to popular belief it is NOT mo def, and whoever said that is fucking retarded), used because saying most definitely sounds gay and mo defs sounds cool

Kid 1: dude that girl is so hot
Kid 2: most definitely
Kid 1: wtf
Kid 2: Uhh I mean mo defs
Kid 1: true dat
Kid 3: mo def
Kids 1 and 2: ...
Kid 1: shut up dumbass

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Jered Weaver

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.

Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.

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bitch killa

a complete badass that doesn't take shit from nobody

Yo that guy is such a bitch killa he flipped off the teacher and beat the shit out of that black kid.

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free willie

when you cum on yo bitch's tits

I was doin her hard, and when I was finished I free willied all over her sexy chest.

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Josh Blue

winner of season 4 of Last Comic Standing, a hilarious comic who has cerebral palsy which he is able to use to his advantage in his stand-up routines

Ty Barnett was funny, but Josh Blue definitely deserved to win.

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High School Musical

A cheap and blatant disney rip-off of Grease that for some reason a bunch of kids like. So of course disney markets the shit out of it, and 2 sequels are due out. only reason to watch is to see up-and-coming actress/singer Vanessa Anne Hudgens

Loser 1: Dude did you watch High School Musical? I heard it's awesome.

Loser 2: Ya dude it was awesome!!!!

Loser 1: Did you hear they are making sequels?

Loser 2: Ya 2!!! OMG THATS SO AWESOME!!!!!

Non-Loser: Disney is so fucking pathetic they haven't had a single original idea in a decade and all they do is put out sequels because they are money-grubbing bastards who don't care about the quality of their movies.

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