pnnk

The way black people say punk.

Hey pnnk. Gotta pnncil?

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period

Something I somewhat enjoy getting every month because its my body's way of letting me know I haven't gotten knocked up.

Hooray, I got my period! I'm not pregnant!
*two seconds later*
Aw shit, I got my period. Now no sex for a week!

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logick

logick, a man of great inteligence that looks great!

Damn, i want that logick bad!
I wish the three years where up allready!

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logick

Delusional male.
Wishful thinker.

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Death

Death's not a bad guy, he's just really good at his job.

-- Terry Pratchett, author of the Discworld series

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doggy style

Girls, the truth about doggy style is...

If your man wants to do it like that all the time, he either thinks you are ugly, or he's wishing you were another guy.

I do my girlfriend doggy style so I can imagine she's Russell Crowe...that and so I don't have to look at that gigantic mole on her face. Damn!

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pnncil

The way black people say "pencil". See also pnnk

Hey u gotta PNNCIL?

Girl what u need a PNNCIL for?

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