japs eye

slang term for the small 'japanese eye' shaped hole at the end of the penis.

'Stephen hit the ceiling after inserting mustard up his japs eye'

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Nuns Cunt

Descriptive of someone who is extremely unwilling to spend money i.e is 'tight'.

Stephen always purchased cubic zirconia for girls as he was tight as a nuns cunt.

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