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Rosa Parking

When you chill in the back to look at a girls ass

“Holy shit, chick with a fatty behind us.”
“Yea Im Rosa Parking this bih”

by dr._dank_noodles November 28, 2019


June 9

National hangout with your special someone day

Guy- wyd on June 9
Girl- nothing why
Guy- it’s the day when we hanging since it will be national hangout with your special someone day

by dr._dank_noodles June 9, 2019

69👍 11👎


May 27

National go for it. Do what you are yearning to do if it’s asking a girl out or just coming out to someone

Guy- hey it’s May 27 and I just wanted to say I like you and we should start talking

Girl- omg sure

by dr._dank_noodles May 27, 2019

118👍 6👎


June 5

National gender swap day, acts like the opposite gender for the day

Guy- hey bitch how you doin babe
Guy2- why the fuck Are you talking like that
Guy- cause it's fucking June 5.

by dr._dank_noodles June 5, 2019

28👍 21👎


May 30

National gopher revolution day

Newscaster- omg the gophers are riding up. May 30 shall be known as national gopher revolution

Jayson tuttle- told ya so

by dr._dank_noodles May 30, 2019

37👍 13👎


May 11

National roast your ex day

Girl- it's may 11!! Time to end my ex's whole fucking career

by dr._dank_noodles May 11, 2019

208👍 18👎


May 22

National appreciate your girlfriend/ boyfriend day

Girl- Heyy, I appreciate you
GUY- Let me guess it's May 22
Girl- yas
GUY- in that case, then I appreciate you

by dr._dank_noodles May 21, 2019

308👍 65👎