Golden Cocktail

Golden Cocktail (also referred to as Gold Juice)

A drink made from ½ Ginger Ale and ½ Urine. Used mostly by teenagers.

Jane said”you have to drink my Cocktail before I will let you fuck me”.

Also used as an initiation stunt for membership in a teen sex club.

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leave it to beaver

A campy 1950s TV show with a perfect family living in suburbia. There's the all knowing father, the happy homemaker mother, the wise older brother, and the goofy and kindhearted younger brother. Often referred to as an example of 1950s quaintness and 'simpler times.' Reruns can be seen on TVLand.

Gee Wally, that's SWELL!

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piccolo

A musical instrument of the woodwind family. Pitched an octave about the flute. Usually made out of silver, wood, plastic, or a combination. People believe the piccolo can kill with its high pitch, but really, that's part of the piccolo's plan... world domination! Or not.

The piccolo will rule all.

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steeley dick

When you wake up next to some chick you don't recognize, you're hung over, she wants to go again, and you're morning wood throbs so hard it triggers sharp pains in your head.

I had steeley dick when I woke up with that high school chick until I realized she was jailbait. Then I had uber steeley dick.

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east lansing

the illest city in michigan...home of Michigan State University's Sparten...

it's a town...what's more to say?

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fuck a duck

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Gang bang an orangutang
There's an orgy at the zoo

sang to the tune of row, row, row your boat

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packoo

Noun.
1. the equivalent to someone mentally retarded and gay. aka trinh. aka rape! no jk :-D
2. also can be used in place of *SMACK*!

so when you're mad at someone who cheated on you, you can call them a packoo and even packoo them!

WHAT pragay!! u slept with my DOG!? YOU PACKOO! *PACKOO*!!

pragay, stop packooing me! it hurts!

pragay, ur being a real packoo right now... so just stop...

HEE HAW! PACKOO! EEP! OMG! JFDKSJFaslfaf! TAH DAH!!!! yay.

WHAT pragay!! u slept with my DOG!? YOU PACKOO! *PACKOO*!!

pragay, stop packooing me! it hurts!

pragay, ur being a real packoo right now... so just stop...

HEE HAW! PACKOO! EEP! OMG! JFDKSJFaslfaf! TAH DAH!!!! yay.

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