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domate

A domate is a person who is in a relationship or friendship where their partner is considered the dominant one and they are the submissive. While it is usually considered sexual it does not have to be - nor is it strictly man to woman or woman to man. Women to women happen quite frequently while men to men can happen but not as often.

It also means that their partner will do what their dominant one tells them, often without question, to or to accept humiliating verbal insults or to be placed in demeaning situations that test their boundaries from time to time to remind them of their submissive position with them.

Psychologically the domate is usually somewhat immature, easily amused, childish, and has few boundaries. While their mate is Alpha, mature, reserved, and will confront usually quite boldly and with anger anything or anyone that threatens to break up this relationship.

While their dominant mate can be mean and demeaning to their domate most of the time, in truth, they really do look out for them and keep them safe and secure, but they would never admit that to them.

"Wow ! Did you see what Gina was wearing to school this morning ? So kinky ! I sure would like to be her best friend !"

"Forget it, Mandy is her domate. And I doubt you want to be her friend on that account."

by dw8177 November 17, 2017


smhia

Chat abbreviation. "Shaking my head in agony."

This sort of thing is reserved for when you read or hear about something so incredibly stupid or dangerous, either texted, posted, or chatted, that it physically hurts your head to comprehend. You want to tell them NO or STOP but you know it won't do any good - so this is the best you can tell them.

"And now to break my previous record for the most amount of bubble wrap eaten within 60-seconds !"
SMHIA ...

by dw8177 May 27, 2017


cain't

"Cain't" is not the same as "can't." "Can't" as you know is a contraction for "cannot." Adding the "i" means that whatever cannot be done is WANTING to be done but is impossible to do so. It "ain't possible." and this is usually due to the circumstances surrounding it.

"Now, Milton. I just cain't get up in that water tower without the ladder."
"You're saying you don't know who took it, then ?"
"Exactly."

by dw8177 February 22, 2021

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shoutburst

A shoutburst is a shout and an outburst combined. It generally means someone who is acting so immature and is shouting so incredibly loud that absolutely everyone around can see and hear them. A total meltdown. It is not a short angry burst but a long and loud one with a lot of whining and screaming. It really brings a lot of negative attention to the person who is doing it.

"Did you hear about Stacy the other day when Kathy took her lipgloss ?"
"Boy did I ! She had a full 30-minute shoutburst ! People flocked all around to watch and record it on their phones."

by dw8177 July 25, 2020


turd wallet

Basically another name for your butthole. It was first mentioned on the Crackle 2015 comedy series called "Supermansion." It was spoken by Cooch, one of the super heroines on the team when she was cavity checking prisoners.

"Brad, come look at this dude's turd wallet. Magnificent."

by dw8177 February 3, 2018


Gongler

A Gongler is someone who removes an entertainer from the stage when they do something that is supposed to be entertaining but turns out - it is not.

A good example of a Gongler would be the clown, "Sandman" from "Live At The Apollo."

He would show up during a bad act, get the performer off the stage, and do a bit of a dance himself to entertain the audience as the next act is prepared.

"Did you see that show last night about the man with his trained snails ?"

"Dude, that was so bad. The Gongler came out and swept him off with his broom."

by dw8177 February 12, 2018


cadaviar

Cadaviar is just another name for potted or canned meat like meat pâté or deviled ham.
It is a play on words of cadaver (dead body or corpse) and caviar (salt cured fish eggs).

I went to the store to buy some cadaviar for the party.

by dw8177 January 17, 2017

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