claustrophobic

Fear of Santa Claus, coined in Spongebob Squarepants.

Squidward: "I told you, I'm claustrophobic!"
Patrick: "What's that mean?"
Spongebob: "It means he's afraid of Santa Claus"

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pool bitch

very much like a pool boy, only it is an extremely attractive female with a bad attitude. See also: pool bitch

Guy 1: Hey did you get your pool cleaned yet?
Guy 2: Yeah my pool bitch cleaned it last night.

Katy Perry

a fully grown sperm

You are such a Katy Perry!

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