Ethan L

A person who is legendary as one can be. He is usually spotted by slow-motion cameras walking at the speed of Mach 20 and can run up to the speed of light. However, he lives an anti-social life; he is often alone at home watching Chinese drama on one of his 20 tabs while eating 30 ice cream sandwiches per hour.

Jeff: Wow, I think I just say a blur run past me
Tod: Wow, it must be Ethan L. You must have great eyes in order to see him bro.