and i was like ahh

Obnoxious people use this phrase after they have recited an anecdote about their petty tribulations.

This is to compensate for their complete absence of wit or original insight into anything.

Teenage girl drops her lipstick.

Girl: Omigod becki, this morning i was like, putting my lipstick on, and then i dropped it and there was lipstick like alllllll over the floor and i was like AHH!!!!
Boy: uhhh... how exactly can you be "like ahh"?
Girl: I apologise for my poor use of English. I tend to use "like" as an all-purpose word. Yes, I was slightly disgrunted at the time, but I wasn't physically comparable to a sound, nor did I actually raise my hands in the air and shout "AHH!"
Boy: I think makeup and clothes stores contain brain-destroying chemicals.
Girl: Help me.

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AvEnGeR

Poorest Triber ever to take to the game. Questionable sexuality.
See: wordanal avengerword

Oh god, not on AvEnGeR's team again...

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lil jon

A black version of Bobcat Goldthwait.

He apparantly qualifies as a rapper, even though he only says 7 different words per song (including yeah/what/ok)

Man, what happened to Bobcat Goldthwait?

Nah dude, that's Lil Jon.

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walt flanagan's dog

One of the most powerful creatures known to mankind. To claim that someone is somehow better than this canine is to claim that they are exceptionally gifted in that specific field.

Man, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog

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Khrys

The epitome of excellence, in bed and other activities.

"omfg i wish i was Khrys"

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devisham

The Meaning Of Pro-Gamer; Movie Star Looks, Incredible Intelligence, Cat-Like Reflexes, Comedic Genius.

Originated From The Countryside Where A God Was Born Who Was Made Of Ham

Is It A Bird? Is It A Plane? Is It Superman? OMG NO! ITS DEVISHAM!!!!!

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how dare you

Max's (Peter Kay) Catchphrase in the shows "Phoenix Nights" and "Max and Paddy's Road To Nowhere"

What was up with your dancing?? Did you have a walkman on?

How dare you!

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