Krusty keblar

When you don't wipe up your seman after masterbation and it sticks to your underwear.

Man my dick hurts after that krusty keblar

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Buzzer

To stick penis in light socket

George took the power out for 3 days because he did a buzzer.

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flubber

Belly sticks out farther than boobs.

Look at that flubber.

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Elmers delight

When semen glues your hands together

The elmers delight tore skin off my hands

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hit and run

When you jack off and right before climax you stick it in a girls ass, giz, and leave.

I gave that bitch a hit and run.

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