An underdeveloped third leg between your two fully developed legs that only males have
Kenneth: hey, Chris... whatβs a penis?
chris: Bruh donβt ask me cause idk
Noosha: Fellas itβs obviously the underdeveloped third leg between your fully developed legs
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Something used to fuck someoneβs mom last night after dying in a cod lobby.
P1: *dies to P2*
Also P1: I fucked your mom last night.
P2: Not cool man she k*illed herself.
P1: Oh, Iβm sorry man-
P2: After seeing your tiny penis!
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A magical wand only found on a certain majority of people. You can use it to make milk, babies, and lemonade. Just donβt use it wrong though or youβll suffer some pretty terrible consequences.
I can suck my own penis! All my friends are doing it!
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Person: "penis"
Other person: "ahahahahaha!"
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A male genital that you wish was longer.
How long is your penis?
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A magic horn in between a man's legs used to make a woman's tummy fat with a baby using voodoo mayonnaise from 2 meatballs connected to the magic horn.
Person 1: Fuck, my penis is small.
Person 2: Yes
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