Sloppy Dick

when a guy is so drunk his fucking performance is sloppy, and he can't perform. Even worse - he doesn't realize it!

girl - 'fuck me babe, fuck me!'
guy - 'Come on babe; it's a marathon, not a race'
girl - that guy last night had such a such a sloppy dick

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gilfyway

"Grandmother I'd Like (to) Fuck" On her terms.

"Now your going to do it the GILFyway, Take em off, lay down, what ever you do “don’t talk”, and if you ever tell anyone I will kick your ass and tell everyone how small it is".

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