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An uncircumcised penis.
(as opposed to Army helmet)
When I was in high-school gym class, most of the Hispanic kids had canteens and the white kids had Army-helmuts.
A gay threesome, involving males with extra weight and body hair.
Look out! That Hair Bear Bunch is going at it again!
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When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.
Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."
verb.
To fart.
Synonyms: rip one, blow one, cut one
Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."
A system of grading school tests that's long since become the norm, doing away with the standard scoring of an 81 score making a C+, or 70 making a D-, and anything 69 and under an F. With "the curve," a person can have the highest score in the class, like a 65, and still get an A.
Good thing Teacher used "the curve": I got a 59, ,but I still got an A. Donnie got the lowest, a 14, so he got an F.
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adjective.
Ancient term for constipated.
He was uptight for four days until he bought some prune juice.
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You know the guy renting the room next door ? He's always squeakin'.
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