Madden

Verb. A slang term used to fool your significant other into thinking that your just going over to a co-workers house to play Madden on the PS2, when you actually go over there to get drunk and have sex with your co-workers wife.

Honey, can I go play Madden at Johns house?

Sure just don't take too long.

Trust me baby, I can't go that long!

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